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10.06.2025 11:24

Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
What habits do happy couples have?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors